The scene: Shayla and Austin are painting pictures for Christmas.
Austin: Where are we going to hang these?
Mom: I thought we could hang them in the bathroom.
Austin: People pee in there, and they’ll stink after a week.
Melissa: Are you going to sit on Santa’s lap and tell him what you want for Christmas?
Austin: Well it depends. I’ll yank on his beard and see if it’s real or not. If it’s real then I’ll as him for what I want.