Austinisms ~ The Holiday Edition

The scene: Shayla and Austin are painting pictures for Christmas.

Austin: Where are we going to hang these?

Mom: I thought we could hang them in the bathroom.

Austin: People pee in there, and they’ll stink after a week.

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Melissa: Are you going to sit on Santa’s lap and tell him what you want for Christmas?

Austin: Well it depends. I’ll yank on his beard and see if it’s real or not. If it’s real then I’ll as him for what I want.

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