More Austinisms

Austin: Shows me an old camera he got at a garage sale. Click. Do you like my new camera?

Me: It’s pretty cool

Him: It doesn’t work though

Me: Yeah, it needs film

Him: What’s film?

Me: It’s what you put in the camera to capture the image

Him: Oh, you mean a memory card?

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As I walk into the house,

Austin: Do you dare me to put underwear on my head?

Me: Ok. If you really want to.

Austin puts underwear on his head.

Me: I hope it was clean.

Austin:Well, it just had one fart in it. 

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