Austin: Shows me an old camera he got at a garage sale. Click. Do you like my new camera?
Me: It’s pretty cool
Him: It doesn’t work though
Me: Yeah, it needs film
Him: What’s film?
Me: It’s what you put in the camera to capture the image
Him: Oh, you mean a memory card?
As I walk into the house,
Austin: Do you dare me to put underwear on my head?
Me: Ok. If you really want to.
Austin puts underwear on his head.
Me: I hope it was clean.
Austin:Well, it just had one fart in it.