Twi-Whore and I went to see Eclipse again the other day. It kind of not really surprised me how much like twelve year olds we can be.
During the scene where Jacob meets Bella and Edward at the school, I could swear I saw a booger in his nose. I relayed this information to Twi-Whore, and couldn’t stop giggling about it. There’s something about her and I that bring out the worst inner pre-teen in each other.
Take, for instance, the part when after the fight with the newborns, Jacob gets his ribs crushed and phases back to human. He’s naked! And Bella’s there! We couldn’t stop giggling. We were sure it had to be her first glimpse at a naked peen, because we all know, Edward is too “Old School” to give her the goods, let alone giver her a peek at his sparkly member.
There are definitely other parts that get us going, and giggling. But let’s face it. There’s nothing quite like a werewolf with a booger, or in the buff to bring out your inner tween.